Yo Momma...

  • 2619 Voters
  • 4¬†years, 4¬†months ago
So ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he dont have to kiss her goodbye.

So fat, she jumped out of a tree and went straight to.. you know !

So fat, she wore heels once and struck oil!

So fat, if she gained 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.

So po', I asked were the bathroom was and she said..." 3rd bucket on the right"

So stupid, she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing, I said Guess. She said Levis.